Smoking On A Plane – It Wasn’t Me, It Was Him!

Open Jaw

The plane hadn’t even taken off yet, and a woman on a U.S. domestic flight lit up a smoke in her seat and had a few puffs before jamming the butt into a soft drink can.

Of course she was going to be caught, but it is 2015, so she was also filmed by the cellphone of a passenger across the aisle and her antics have drawn hundreds of thousands of views on YouTube.

The woman is likely mentally ill or altered by substances, neither of which is particularly funny.

The funny part is that when a flight attendants arrives with a shrill, “Are you kidding me? Did you just light a cigarette?” the woman immediately points at the hapless man in the window seat and says “It was him.” It clearly wasn’t him.

Police were called, of course, and while she waited to be arrested, the woman treated fellow pax to a rant about the U.S. declaring war on Venezuela.

Ah, in-flight entertainment: it’s come a long way.

The smoking gun video – is
here. And the Venezuela lesson is here.

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