That was the brilliant question
to an airport security official by a woman preparing to fly from FRA to VIE.
Where has she been for the past 40 years?
According to TheLocal.de,
as her bag was going through the X-ray machine, the stand-up wannabe cracked the
line, “So, did you find the bomb?"
She may have hoped for a guffaw
for her innovative humour, or at least a chuckle, but we all know the actual
result: rigorous search and interrogation – and no Vienna for her.
Frankfurt police who arrived at
the site of the incident told The Local the woman made comments about a bomb
being in her luggage on several different occasions. The local police arrested
her and charged her with breach of the peace.