Excuse me, dahrlings, but...

Looking For Air Love

The travel personals ad reads like this, dahrlings:

Tour Op Seeks Airline
Single young tour op with an urgent need to mate.
I love long flights across the U.S., counting margins in the moonlight and the quiet anxiety that grips my groin between bookings. I have a great sense of humour and enjoy Mozart.

Seeking airline or aircraft or any airborne vehicle with a lust for adventure and sunshine.
Looks not important.

If anyone has any leads on a match made in heaven – please contact 1-800-Get-Plane





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