Using The Night Sky As A Bathroom Wall

Nina Slawek, Open Jaw

Photo credit: AirNav Radar Box.

Twelve-year old boys and bathroom walls have an undeniable affinity for one another. Particularly when it comes to drawing male genitals.

But unless airlines are now recruiting pre-pubescent males, one has to wonder what motivated two Russian Podeba pilots to fly off course long enough to map out a penis with testicles on their flight path.

The little romp added a full 20 minutes to the route causing a delay to the flight between Moscow and Yekaterinburg. Having no knowledge of Yekaterinburg, one could venture to guess any delay would be welcome. 

But no, apparently the reason for the dong doodle was to support Russia’s national soccer team captain, Artyom Dzyuba, who was ousted from his job after a video of him masturbating was leaked online. 

There are so many things wrong with that statement one doesn’t know where to begin. Firstly, how does a masturbation video get leaked? Why is there a masturbation video? And is there not a better way to show support for a soccer team’s captain then by reproducing his shamed shaft in the night sky?

Several UK media outlets have reported the two Pobeda penis pilots are under investigation for their actions.

Nina Slawek

Nina Slawek President

The visionary co-founder of Open Jaw, Nina handles everything at OJ from the purse-strings to the talented but eccentric staff. She is frequently spotted hobnobbing with industry leaders and making glamorous appearances in the Open Jaw TV Room.


Harry Schneider - November 30, 2020 @ 19:06
just some incurable romantics those pilots are

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