Charcoal Activated Underwear – Perfect For The Flatulent Flyer
perfect gift for the flatulent flyer. Especially one that you have to sit
beside. Or behind.
Shreddies is offering odour-controlling
underwear “manufactured with love in the U.K."
Shreddies motto is 'Fart with confidence.'
The product employs
an activated carbon back panel that can be re-activated by simply washing. It
promises to remove all trace of odour, making it an ideal choice for frequent
farters – and frequently flying farters too.
says excessive flatulence can be caused by eating high fibre foods (like
Shreddies?), swallowing too much air and drinking gassy drinks. Whatever the
cause, painful experience suggests it can be a problem in the air – in more
ways than one.
Open Jaw believes the product is such a good idea that it should be offered on
the in-flight menu, and perhaps be made mandatory for repeat offenders.
come in both men's and women's styles. (Wait – do women? No!)
On the Shreddies website, one testimonial reads as follows: “I've been
wearing your Shreddies since last Friday. I'm not taking them off. I truly love
them. I can pass gas and nobody around me knows."
The same enthusiast states: “My life has improved dramatically. I might
even consider dating again." (If we could make a suggestion it would be to
purchase a 2