The Old Bomb Joke At Security – You’re So Funny!

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“Did you find the bomb?"

That was the brilliant question to an airport security official by a woman preparing to fly from FRA to VIE. Where has she been for the past 40 years?

According to, as her bag was going through the X-ray machine, the stand-up wannabe cracked the line, “So, did you find the bomb?"

She may have hoped for a guffaw for her innovative humour, or at least a chuckle, but we all know the actual result: rigorous search and interrogation – and no Vienna for her.

Frankfurt police who arrived at the site of the incident told The Local the woman made comments about a bomb being in her luggage on several different occasions. The local police arrested her and charged her with breach of the peace.

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