FR Is Hiring For “Possibly The Worst Job In Ireland”
Ryanair has posted an advert looking for someone with 'thick skin, Saint-like patience, and an aversion to bolloxology.'
The role of assistant to CEO Michael O'Leary – described by the company as possibly the worst job in Ireland -- also seeks candidates with their own collection of nursery rhymes and bedtime stories, an ability to operate without sleep or contact with the outside world, and with (ego) massage qualifications.
According to the ad, Ryanair's misunderstood but beloved CEO needs someone to help with investment analysis, special project work and general drudgery.
But note: "Dubs fans, Man U supporters and cyclists will not only be automatically excluded from the process, but will be tracked down, tortured and shot."