Kid me not, Pumpkins. Have the gods of narcissism looked upon this land
and said “though shalt not selfie"? Am I to no longer be subjected to obscenely
disfigured poses of self-indulgent twits showing the world what they ate, where
they slept, who they slept with and what monument they are voguing in front
of? Praise Zeus.
Yes, Pumpkins, today the EU
will vote to pass a Freedom of Panorama law which will require the gaggles
of tourists lifting their selfie sticks to bag self+building to have permission
from the architect. Honest to Betsy. Otherwise it is an infringement of
Twitty tourists who post those pics on social media will be liable for
civil penalties and even jail. That'll wilt those rods faster than you can say 'look at me!'.
Now, I don't like selfies any more than anyone with an ounce of
self-respect. But jail seems a tad harsh, dahrlings, for littering the universe
with one's ego.
There are worse offenses. Like constantly writing about oneself and
using “I" in every sentence … um.. uh… …wait a minute, could I be arrested?