Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
Air Gotcha Journalism Isn’t News
I feel for the airlines, dahrlings, I really do.

Ivanna Gabbalot
05Nov18

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Ageism Can No Longer Be Ignored
I am against time, Pumpkins. Time is an evil force which sags faces, enlarges midriffs

Ivanna Gabbalot
15Oct18

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PR Is Killing The Trade Rag
If suppliers continue to bankroll pushers of free publicity

Ivanna Gabbalot
09Aug18

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Can Everyone Please Sit Down!
Pumpkins, my head is spinning like I downed a litre of Babcia’s nalewka

Ivanna Gabbalot
23May18

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Talk About A Faux Pass
I'm given to understand that last night a confluence of forces such as 'bed',

Ivanna Gabbalot
24Apr18

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Jumping Ship Like A Norwegian
Rumour has it, Pumpkins, that a certain someone is jumping ship and moving their career inland. And I will tell you, my little belugas,

Ivanna Gabbalot
15Apr18

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There Is Nothing To Fear But Facebook Itself
Just because someone dresses like Archie instead of a suit and giant tie

Ivanna Gabbalot
26Mar18

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Only in Canada, you say?
I’m feeling very protectionist, these days, Pumpkins.

Ivanna Gabbalot
15Mar18

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Book'em Danno!
With the Competition Bureau emasculating Softvoyage, that phrase has lost its je ne c'est quoi, Dahrlings.

Ivanna Gabbalot
18Jan18

Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
New Year's Party With Ivanna
What's Open Jaw's incorrigible Ivanna up to for New Year's Eve? Click here to find out -- if you dare!

Ivanna Gabbalot
29Dec17

Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
Coochie Gucci Coo
Fair warning, dahrlings, do not try this at home.

Ivanna Gabbalot
15Dec17

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Say It Ain't So!
Jean Marc, you gorgeous dahrling man, so classy of you to talk retirement when.

Ivanna Gabbalot
21Nov17

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Pop, Pop! Fizz, Fizz!
Pumpkins, I may be changing my mind about consumers. I hate to admit it, but

Ivanna Gabbalot
26Oct17

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Aging Is But A Matter Of Time
The old estrogen pit at OJ world headquarters is looking more like a dried up prune pit these days.

Ivanna Gabbalot
20Oct17

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Hear Me Roar
For those of us born sans-penis, dahrlings, the lack of a member tends to limit membership.

Ivanna Gabbalot
12Oct17

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I'm Brought To You By The Letter "O"
Whoop! It's a swoop! WestJet is finally baring it's teeth with a predatory 'swooping in' on the competition,

Ivanna Gabbalot
27Sep17

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RIP Sears
Good lord, Pumpkins. Sears Travel! Say it ain't over! That name used to be somebody. That contract meant something.

Ivanna Gabbalot
19Sep17

Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
Lock Him Up
I’m under the couch waiting for the whole thing to blow over, dahrlings ….hmm a little grey pill here. What’s the harm.

Ivanna Gabbalot
16Aug17

Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
Dear Ann,
How are you? From the twitter storm you’ve unleashed, dahrling, I see you didn’t like your seat on a recent Delta flight. Bummer.

Ivanna Gabbalot
18Jul17

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Reality Check
You know how it is when your BFF takes a soak in her Pinot and out spills the “if it weren’t for that scank, Johnny would still be with me!”?

Ivanna Gabbalot
05Jul17