Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
Book'em Danno!
With the Competition Bureau emasculating Softvoyage, that phrase has lost its je ne c'est quoi, Dahrlings.

Ivanna Gabbalot
18Jan18

Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
New Year's Party With Ivanna
What's Open Jaw's incorrigible Ivanna up to for New Year's Eve? Click here to find out -- if you dare!

Ivanna Gabbalot
29Dec17

Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
Coochie Gucci Coo
Fair warning, dahrlings, do not try this at home.

Ivanna Gabbalot
15Dec17

Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
Say It Ain't So!
Jean Marc, you gorgeous dahrling man, so classy of you to talk retirement when.

Ivanna Gabbalot
21Nov17

Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
Pop, Pop! Fizz, Fizz!
Pumpkins, I may be changing my mind about consumers. I hate to admit it, but

Ivanna Gabbalot
26Oct17

Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
Aging Is But A Matter Of Time
The old estrogen pit at OJ world headquarters is looking more like a dried up prune pit these days.

Ivanna Gabbalot
20Oct17

Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
Hear Me Roar
For those of us born sans-penis, dahrlings, the lack of a member tends to limit membership.

Ivanna Gabbalot
12Oct17

Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
I'm Brought To You By The Letter "O"
Whoop! It's a swoop! WestJet is finally baring it's teeth with a predatory 'swooping in' on the competition,

Ivanna Gabbalot
27Sep17

Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
RIP Sears
Good lord, Pumpkins. Sears Travel! Say it ain't over! That name used to be somebody. That contract meant something.

Ivanna Gabbalot
19Sep17

Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
Lock Him Up
I’m under the couch waiting for the whole thing to blow over, dahrlings ….hmm a little grey pill here. What’s the harm.

Ivanna Gabbalot
16Aug17

Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
Dear Ann,
How are you? From the twitter storm you’ve unleashed, dahrling, I see you didn’t like your seat on a recent Delta flight. Bummer.

Ivanna Gabbalot
18Jul17

Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
Reality Check
You know how it is when your BFF takes a soak in her Pinot and out spills the “if it weren’t for that scank, Johnny would still be with me!”?

Ivanna Gabbalot
05Jul17

Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
What The Fandango, Indeed
I feel very honoured to still have one die hard fan left, darlings. His name is Michael, but I call him McClane.,

Ivanna Gabbalot
19Jun17

Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
I Have A Dream
Gregg Saretsky must have a Boeing sized intersection this morning.

Ivanna Gabbalot
02May17

Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
Tales From The Lily Pond
Dahrlings, as you well know, when one dinkette retired, my troubles shrank by 50%.

Ivanna Gabbalot
21Mar17

Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
Name Calling Does Hurt
I don’t know about you, dahrlings, but I’ve been called a thing or two, in my day. Three or four, truth be told.

Ivanna Gabbalot
09Mar17

Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
Je Suis Muslim
The chaos unleashed by that madman down south has me coming and going.

Ivanna Gabbalot
30Jan17

Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
The Theory Of Relativity
My goodness, Pumpkins, she may look like Trump’s head squirrel chews her hair at night, but make no mistake...

Ivanna Gabbalot
24Jan17

Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
1 Dinkette Down, 1 To Go
It’s a banner day, dahrlings! After suffering the ignominies of working for 2 testosterone laden, tiara loving, tee-heeing, nincompoopsies over here at the Jaw

Ivanna Gabbalot
13Jan17

Excuse me, dahrlings, but...
Sesquiquoi?
Apparently the federal government is spending ½ a billion dollars on some kind of 150-year old sasquatch because it’s Canadian.

Ivanna Gabbalot
09Jan17